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Northern Breakfast

Northern Breakfast (n) Bilious stomach deposit made on a man/woman's back during doggy-style intercourse, deliberately issued from the partner's mouth for pleasure.
"Bah, that lass I nobbed last night were a reet dirty scunner - she weren't 'appy til I gave her a Northern Breakfast, reet from crack to scalp"
by ThathairyblokefromWeymouth March 17, 2009
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Northerner

Person from the North of England, unlike their Southern counterparts, Northerners live very harsh lives. Someone who is NOT from London. Sometimes refered to as a "Northern Monkey" (a Southern insult) Northerners also do not like forgien (mainly American) tourists going to just London for a holiday.
American Tourist: Are you from London?
Me: No, I'm a Northerner, we're not all from London, you stupid Yank!
by Metal Master September 26, 2005
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nither

To frolic joyously through flowers.
"Shall we nither, brother?"
by Boyd6890 January 15, 2009
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northern magic

Masturbation performed by someone of northern origin.
"Now then our kid, I could do with some northern magic"
"Ey up cocker, have you had any northern magic today?"
"Eee by gum, you were having a northern magic!"
by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005
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Netherbird

A very Damn awesome Black Metal band. Definitely worth checking out.
"Hey you listened to Netherbird?"
"Yeah, I fucking love them".
by Xasharr July 24, 2011
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netherlanding

landing in her nethers, the nether region of a female being exposed to for a male to feast on, even more specific would be central netherlanding (right down the middle)
Did you netherland caroline?
Oh yeah i was central netherlanding alfredo all night!
by pseudopsam October 1, 2012
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nowhere fast

A fictional place christians and parents tell you you'll end up because of drug usage.

Referenced in short lived teen drama "Higher ground" and smashing pumpkins' song "JellyBelly"
"If you keep this up, you'll end up nowhere fast"
by SoakedInBleach May 12, 2015
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