Mustard Bath

The act of mixing fecal matter and urine together and smearing it all over one's body.

Hey Weston, we took the next step last night. I finally talked Matt in to letting me give him a mustard bath last night. It was so romantic.

by MkTweets January 11, 2014

mustardfoot

A person who will ignore working on a said task over and over

wow, my co-worker is being such a mustardfoot

by FunnyFace29 August 19, 2017

Mustard man

He is usually a young boy that has been blessed the the big gay. He is usually not very happy and always fat.

You see mustard man over there he is the big gay sooo...

by Booootyboiii12345 December 2, 2017

Musturbate

/mŭstɚbeɪt/

verb

To masturbate with mustard.

1: I musturbated yesterday!
2: That's disgusting, get help.

by noiz:) February 20, 2018

Masturdate

In the era of COVID and online dating, a scheduled rendezvous via video call for mutual self-pleasuring.

My boyfriend lives in Arizona, but we have a masturdate at least twice a week.

by Myriam Webster August 19, 2021

chunky mustard

A dark yellow, mustard-like liquid that oozes out of a girls vagina. Also known as coot pus or clit leakage.

GUY: wow something smells really bad
GIRL: sorry thats just some of my chunky mustard.

by bdizzlemynizzle October 30, 2010

Fuck Mustard

The mixture of anal lube, semen, and feces resulting from butt sex.

When I got done fucking her in the ass I had Fuck Mustard on my dick. Tastes great on burgers!!!!

by KingMustard February 23, 2014