Labia Moustache

Female pubic hair

5 Year Old who complains about having a labia moustache: I DON'T WIKE HAVING A WABIA MOUSTACHE! IT HUWTS! MY WABIA MOUSTACHE HUWTS!

by ZachGalifianafuck June 2, 2011

Monstahs

Mad wicked scary, yo. Freaks the shizzle outta this nizzle, fer real.

Dawg, deese MONSTAHS is whack!

by cazper October 26, 2003

pant moustache

the furry bit that escapes the knickers and creeps down the leg of one who does not trim their bush

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Aunt Flo's moustache

The moustache resulting from gulping red wine instead of sipping.

I woke up with a mean Aunt Flo's moustache from that jug wine they were pushing at Mr. Gallo's house.

by heat rod December 3, 2004

chocolate moostache

when you stick your penis in her butt, then pull it out and wipe it under her nose.

my girl friend came over and after dinner she wanted me too give her a chocolate moostache for dessert.

by turd jenkinz November 24, 2007

monsta

monster burger from hardees

yo slut lemme get a monsta burga over heyaa

by joe joe May 17, 2003

Spanish-moustache

While your sex partner is positioned doggy-style you put your thumb up her/his ass and when he/she turns around you draw a line just above her/his lip with your thumb.
PS.
If a thick line is left it may also be referred to as "giving a Hitler"

i totally gave that chick a Spanish-moustache last night. Then she kicked me in the balls.

by Spanklord October 18, 2008