Micro-tails

Mixed shots. Weak shots, due to diluting the liquor with other mixers or chasers, thus reducing the amount of actual liquor, and defeating the purpose of doing shots. Therefore.....they're more like miniature cocktails instead of actual shots.

Alex, do you realize the real way to take shots is pure liquor? This cranberry, filling the space of prospective vodka in my shot glass is really turning these into more of micro-tails versus real shots.

by MFierce August 6, 2010

micro-evolution

evolutionary change involving the gradual accumulation of mutations leading to new varieties within a species.

Evidence of micro-evolution can be found in minor change observed over a short period of time in a living thing.

by war and love December 15, 2012

micro unicycle

A unicycle with no seat.

That guy just flew by on his micro unicycle.

by Philio June 1, 2015

Micro$oft Vacuum

The first time Micro$soft makes something that doesn't suck will be when they make a vacuum that runs Windoze.

I just bought a Micro$oft Vacuum! It runs Windoze!
(dude plugs it in)
(dude turns it on)
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?! It won't even pickup dust!?!?!?!

by Windoze Basher May 10, 2010

Microdot

having or showing a lack of common sense, comprehension, perception

Has gay fantasies about retards

His penis is tiny as it resembles the size of his brain. His quality of posting lacks in comedy, intelligence and just straight up interest. Everything he posts sucks dick, he is the worst poster in the history of all forums

flame-retardant

by Microdot April 3, 2005

Micro

A stupid fucking faggot that licks ass holes and fucks other men. He is the demigod son of Poseidon, and has a small (micro) sized penis, that somewhat resembles a nipple. He has lots of "swag", and should go fuck himself.

Micro: cya guys! Swag duces
Person: Suck a dick you stupid faggot
Micro: Can I?!?
Person: Go fuck yourself dickfuck
Micro: Okay!

by bdxhskcbv February 6, 2014

Über Micro

1. A reference to the ability of incredible and effecient hand eye coordination, specifically for gaming. 2. A reference to the ability to control and move fingers with great effeciency.

I heard that your brother is Über Micro at new gen consoles.

I believe the reason I am so good is because of my Über Micro.

by Ray.Cx2 April 29, 2008