Microfiche

(v., trans.) The conscious intent to lose someone's contact because they take so long to get together for a date. This individual, while still newsworthy, is a good learning experience but no longer current news, and is therefore relegated to archives.

Microfiching works best with phone numbers from individuals who are old enough to believe that Microfiche still exists in libraries.

After trying to have lunch with the Silver Fox for nearly five years, I microfiched his number and pretended to be uninterested when he finally asked me out for drinks.

by Microfisherwoman March 6, 2011

microbro

Noun: An individual of the 'bro' persuasion who frequents bars and liquor stores, attempting to appear educated and classier than the common man through loud discussion about beer perceived as craft.

That microbro spoke very highly of Blue Moon and Leinenkugals.

by sdkluber July 18, 2014

Micro manage

M behman

When he stand around the office or messages you at all hours. Micro management 101

by Dolz November 1, 2018

Microdick

a small penis

My mom has a microdick

by wilmur5544 February 13, 2019

Microbiology

The study of your pp

Damn, I can't believe there's a study named after your pp. It's called Microbiology.

by PiersNivan October 6, 2019

microflute

The process by which a female vocalist holding a microphone moves her fingers along the microphone so as to suggest the playing of a flute.

That American Idol girl is always playing the microflute.

by mice March 21, 2005

microcave

An endearing term for a microwave

The food is in the microcave

by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001