meditat

Abbreviation for medical tattoo, permanent body ink commonly placed on the chest or forearm area, used to convey end-of-life wishes, allergic reactions or other medical information. Not widely considered legally binding.

If my heart stops it's my time to pass, so I got a meditat that tells doctors Do Not Resuscitate

by zzyakz April 7, 2013

Maritsanator

someone who is always at family fiestas

Paul: What're you doing this weekend, Larry?
Larry: I've got two family parties on my mother's side and six on my father's.
James: He's such a Maritsanator, you can never get a free moment with him.

by unicxrn December 30, 2014

mediterranean panini

An IT professional most likely named Wes.

Oh you Mediterranean Panini. Your name must be Wes!

by Angelic-A June 3, 2016

Maritwat

A white male with a meth addiction, no job, and a determined gang member even though they aren't in a gang. Native to Marion VA.

That Maritwat tried to mac on all the girls and slept a tranny.

by G_god6 August 15, 2016

mehiti

Mehitis normally live in Texas. They love fishing and horseback riding especially when they are in company with Mias. Their penis is normal length ( at least in countrys like China). Never the less Mehiti's THE perfect man.

Mehiti's do not live in China.

by Petrooo January 3, 2017

Meditbating

Trying to meditate but ending up masturbating instead.

Marc tried to meditate but all he could think about was boobies . Unable to focus, Marc gave up and began meditbating on the floor next to his incense and tiny Buddha.

by HotinHuntsville January 16, 2017

Meditation

The art of being in the present moment and clearing your mind of the past or the future .
"Lose your mind and come to your senses"- Fritz Perls

I love meditation, it's changed my life.

by Boom Puggy March 5, 2017