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Lamar: Yeah, I'm just magikarping right now. Have you seen her mom's rack?!
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Magikarp is renound for being utterly weak and pathetic but when it reaches level.20 you better run because Gyarados will beat the shit out of you
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The Magical Smear Ricky performed at the party was noteworthy. The different configurations of his unit were hilarious!
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When bouji'ed up, the ancient greek gods seek mortality. In her natural state, time and space seem to dramically slow down.
She seems to be a hotmess internally. Don't be fooled, shes amoung the strongest mystical beings one could encounter.
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When bouji'ed up, the ancient greek gods seek mortality. In her natural state, time and space seem to dramically slow down.
She seems to be a hotmess internally. Don't be fooled, shes amoung the strongest mystical beings one could encounter.
Known Weakness:
Alcohol, Bushes, Handstands, Playing Fair, people which speak to themselves, and Taco Bell.
Those which encounter this creature, your amoung the luckiest of our kind.
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