Fuck-limp

(a) An uneven walk following a night of vigorous sexual activity. Usually pertains to straight females, but use varies. Associated with Isaac Hayes music, urinary tract infections, and the heavy use of lube.
(b) An excellent name for a post-metal band.

Walking home, Sunday morning, Sandra's crotch hurt like hell, and she stumbled with a distinct fuck-limp.

by Persicquod December 24, 2005

glamorous limp

A self-delusional manner of referring to the permanent limp one has been left with subsequent to an accident or birth defect.

"I respectfully invite members of the Board to contact me to g-limp (glamorous limp) the neighborhood and clear up the confusion."

by rei_saru April 25, 2008

cold limp logic

As opposed to warm and fuzzy logic, cold limp logic is defined as a situation where your staunch support of the facts keeps you from getting laid.

Dude 1: I heard you made it with Mary Jane last night.
Dude 2: Nah. I found out she was married. Turns out her husband works with my wife. Couldn't stand the risk of her finding out.
Dude 1: Dude, that's some cold limp logic.

by DrWolf April 28, 2010

giant limp nob

A guys worst nightmare;
His dick is unable to become erect or hard

Person A: She didn't seem to have enough fun yesterday, she kept complaining
Person B: You maybe had a giant limp nob
Person A: Fuck you,
Person B: Sure thing Gaylord,

by ThePranksterBitch November 6, 2013

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

by aotako June 8, 2011

Nigger Limp

The act of walking with a slight limp. One leg basically straight and the other bent causing one to limp, generally while walking slowly and mad dogging every car that drives by. The nigger limp was originated by blacks but has been known to be performed by beaners, white trash, and even the occasional chink, gook or person of asian descent .

Holy shit! Look at Tony walking down the street doing the Nigger Limp! What's up with that fool? Has he been hangin' out with the Niggs or something?

by SBHellMan November 2, 2008

No Crimp Limp

The no crimp limp originated in hip hop culture; when someone would get a new pair of kicks and not want to screw up the toe yet, they would walk without rolling their foot so that they wouldn't "crimp" the toe of the shoe.

He's walkin with the No Crimp Limp.

by Nick Broderick January 2, 2009