Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig

Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet

by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022

Crust Issues

Incredible mobile pizza company based in London, selling the sexiest & tastiest pizzas around.

"bro have you tried Crust Issues yet?"
"F*ck yes, honestly will never have 'za from anywhere else again!"

by wayne6666 February 4, 2019

deaddy issues

A girl has “deaddy issues” when she cannot get over her dead daddy.

Did you see that chick getting a train run on her? She must have deaddy issues!

by JK from the D March 15, 2021

Skill Issue

A way to comfort someone after something unfortunate happens to them.

“My dog died.”
“Skill issue, I hope you get better.”

by graylover333 February 24, 2024

Daddy Issues

The feeling of relief from the outside world. Having a man who understands you and loves you enough to distract you from everything in your head. It means that he knows your body and your mind equally, and never does you wrong because he knows his worth to you. He knows your actions come from a place of love, and will know the difference between you, and your mind talking. He loves you endlessly, and shows it. He doesn’t let you get out of hand, and sometimes you push him away because you’re scared of ruining things. You find peace and comfort in him when he calms you down. If he treats you like his little girl, he loves you. He treats you like the daughter you never were, and takes care of you like he’s your little princess.

Also if he knows you have a hard time falling asleep, if he can put you to sleep, you won’t be able to do it without him. The only problem is, you will only ever see him as your dad, your anxiety will grow because of the fear of losing your boyfriend and your dad in the same person. It is a scary feeling

“i have daddy issues, my boyfriend treats me like im his daughter”

by sidhdbe_ October 14, 2023

Skill Issue

When you win a game of Hex-A-Gon against your friend and he says that he was unlucky

Bad player: "You only beat me because of luck"
Good player: "sounds like a skill issue

by imliterallyjustthebest = August 14, 2022

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025