A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing literally nothing all day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

Helen

The best girlfriend in the world. Such a good friend and a good kisser. Means the world to me.

Man do i love Helen.

by kdilla7 December 6, 2022

Helen

Helen is very shy at first but once you start talking to her she is very kind and has a genuine heart. She has a very sweet soul and a positive personality. She may be mean sometimes but she is one of the most awesomeness people ever! Helen is very beautiful on the inside and out. She is a great friend and defends herself and others. Helen is weird crazy, funny, and pretty. Helen is usually a sensible and happy person.

Boy 1: “Do you know helen? She is really beautiful and kindhearted!”

Boy 2: “oh I know, she is my bestfriend”

by The real Mexican121 November 22, 2023

the helen keller 3

a position where one party is gagged, blind folded and earplugged during sexual acts

yo, let’s try the helen keller 3 tonight!!!

by punk hoe April 16, 2022

helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.

Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...

by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018

Mt. Saint Helens

When one ejaculates in a woman's mouth (not necessarily named "Helen"), then the woman proceeds to do a headstand while holding said cum in her mouth, then she forces a sneeze causing an eruption out the nostrils.

My lady was on the rag so instead of sex she gave me a Mt. Saint Helens which erupted with glory.

by legalbandit January 4, 2021

Helen Keller

She was the first female pilot.

Bro they found Helen Keller’s plane crash yesterday.

by hitlersdeadmama August 21, 2019