Ruin guard

An ancient ruin machine from the game Genshin impact, this is not much of a problem until it spins. Then run.

Player: Hey, whats that thing sitting down? Imma get a closer loo-
Ruin guard: Stands up and fires missiles
Player: HUISHIDJ RUN

by Drunk-on-sake August 25, 2021

Chef Boyardee guarantee

When you see a thicc female worth having sexual intercourse with.

Guy 1. "Dude, did you see how thicc that goth bitch was?"

Guy 2. "Duuuude, she gets the Chef Boyardee guarantee."

by Casper the Suicidal Ghost August 21, 2017

TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO COAST GUARD :TTCG

The Trinidad & Tobago Coast Guard was commissioned on 27th August 1962 as a pre-requisite for the defence of the newly independent state.

Commander Loftus E. Peyton –Jones, Royal Navy (retired), six officers and forty –two Ratings (Enlisted Men) seconded from the Royal Navy and the local Marine Police constituted the initial TTCG Complement which manned four launches in Staubles Bay, Chaguaramas.

From these humble beginnings to the strength of over 1400 Officers and Ratings, multiple bases and increased assets and infrastructure, the TTCG continues to forge ahead in its role as the primary institution responsible for Maritime Safety and Security in Trinidad and Tobago.

THE TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO COAST GUARD :TTCG ESCORTED THE VENEZUELAN REFUGEES OUT OF OUR WATERS

by ABBY SCIUTO July 18, 2021

guardian demon

Someone who tries to harm you, but in the process saves you from a bigger disaster.

R. is so my guardian demon. She stole T. from me but turns out he has VD! OMG!

by gloriascott January 24, 2011

Guarro

Spanish word meaning dirty bastard

You'll often find this written on dirty cars "GUARRO" or shouted out of the car windows towards bad drivers

by piethief September 6, 2007

Tard guard

A tard guard is a safety mechanism put in place to prevent people from doing something that anyone with normal intelligence wouldn't do anyway.

I was late for work because the tard guard on the garage door opener is broken. Everytime the door is nearly closed, it stops and opens again.

by butlerj January 11, 2018

Mate Guard

An insecure person characterized by his or her tendency to prevent their sexual parter from participating in sex acts with others.

Tom: Hey Bob, your girlfriend was a great fuck last night.
Bob: I'll kill you!
Tom: Don't be such a mate guard.

by assmurderer June 23, 2011