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Goblin King

1. (Prop. Noun) A popular poster on the PvP Forums whose claims to Internet fame are his ambiguous sexuality, and writing fake slash about popular characters from such fantasy classics as The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. See also attention whore.

2. (Prop. Noun) The King of Goblins, the antagonist of the film Labyrinth. Played by David Bowie. Disturbingly, he really is that well-hung.

3. (n.) Any King of Goblins, generally in a fantasy setting.
1. Did you see what Goblin King posted last night? My brain nearly shut down!

2. That Goblin King guy sure could sing.

3. "Verily, I shall slay thee, Goblin King!"
by Gildas January 18, 2004
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Goblin Slayer

Man who has sex with substantially less attractive women on a regular basis (the women would be referred to as goblins).
Grimey: Dude I saw that goblin you brought home last night, you slay that shit?

Mooch: Fuck you man, you're still a bigger goblin slayer than I'll ever be.
by Pegis January 21, 2009
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hob goblin

when a male performs self masturbation and curls up to himself and sounds like freakitty old man while ejaculating...he is performing the hob goblin.
Man I just walked in on kevin and he was hob goblin like a mofo... that nasty nigguh!!! WTF!!??
by Frsh To Death April 17, 2010
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chode-goblin

My friend bill is achode-goblin
by Steve August 10, 2003
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Change Goblin

A generally violent and egotistical person who always has change.
Hey Change Goblin! Hook me up on some of them Washingtons!
by Anonymous July 31, 2003
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titty goblin

1: A smaller man that is obsessed with knocking large breasts around and just getting in there for hours.

2: To Gobble or Gobbling on some large breasts. Really getting in there.
1: That guy is crazy in to cleavage. He is a huge titty goblin

2: Guy 1 - That girls melons are massive!

Guy 2 - If I was with her i'd be titty goblin

Guy 1 - Spend all my days livin up in there.

Guy 2 - I'd be like "gobble gobble gobble!"
by Rammz February 26, 2014
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gutter goblin

A troll like female who is picked up or found in a less than classy establishment.
Man what happened to you last night, we lost you at the bar ?! - I ended up coming across this gutter goblin and bringing her home.
by BobbyDanny March 18, 2014
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