goon squaded

When you see a cute girl from the distance and you want to approach here but all of a sudden a influx of males surround her.

I was about to talk to this beautiful girl but then she got goon squaded by 6 guys so I left.

by Slumpyman November 9, 2015

Goonch

Hamburger that has been browned and broken up for use in low brow culinary dishes such as Bolgnese sauce, Hamburger Helper, or Goonch Mloop Snerfels.

Please hand me a can of mloop, the goonch is almost ready.

by Hunding June 7, 2011

GOON

The creator of everything, the God of absurdity, in the beginning, GOON created man as a testament to the utter absurdity of things, and it did a damn fine job.
(GOONASH chp.1)

"I AM GOON" shouted the being as it gazed upon the desolate eternity(GOONASH chp.1)

by Jonathan(The Flames) March 16, 2004

Goon

a goon is someone that you can't depend on someone that makes promises that they can't keep.

by Darius April 6, 2003

goon

the urine of the god (mainly sataans) in a big shiny sac. only drink that is worth the money. 40 standard drinks for ten moneys. 40c a drink? can you say no? coffs goon boys unite.

krypta - get some goon in ya.

pussy - no it tastes bad.

by eprovost September 26, 2007

Goonba

A girl whose belly fat hangs out from her 'to tight button holding on for dear life' jeans... resembling the villians in Super Mario Brothers.

The goonba mainly hangs out at smelly suburban night clubs consuming copius amounts of Jaeger Bombs, dark imported beers, and chicken wings.

I could not see the band playing because all the goonbas were blocking my view with their fat.

by fourbanger September 29, 2008

goon life

When someone is a goon 24/7 365 days a year

Adam is all about that goon life

by Coochie99 July 17, 2016