funky chicken

the dance people do when they really really have to go to the bathroom, but are forced to hold it

I knew Mike was doing the funky chicken outside the bathroom door, so I took extra long washing and drying my hands, hoping he'd piss himself.

by pizzaf January 17, 2009

funky ass flea bass

1. The funky sound generated by advanced slapping techniques on a basss guitar. Made awesome by Flea, the Red Hot Chili Peppers bass guitarist.

2. Funky ass bass riff

1. Add a little lust to the funky ass flea bass.

2. Lay down some of that funky ass flea bass.

by farenheights April 20, 2005

funky

Music that has a particular feel or groove.

"Earl King recently told me I was the first guy he ever heard use the term funky about music..."

" 'Think about Foley, how funky and dirty he stinks and smells. Think about playing the music just like that."

-Earl Palmer, Backbeat: Earl Palmer's Story

"Damn, that's funky!"

by bbmatt September 22, 2009

please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays..

A really shitty use of the word tag

If you clicked this, you know

by Freak July 30, 2003

Funky Bitch

A grossly overweight woman who thinks that her extra rolls of fat is somehow sexy. An obese female who wears skin tight clothing or short revealing garments. Usually associated with fat women skinny women also can be funky bitches if their hygiene is lacking.

Brenda who weighs 342 pounds paraded around the beach in her two piece bikini when she bent over to pick up her towel a passerby by remarked "that's one Funky Bitch"

by Funky Wagner August 21, 2009

fugly

the two words fucking and ugly put together

"Jesus Christ your placenta is fugly" says Brian.
"So is your face!" says Susan.
What a beautiful marriage!

by All day bustin' chops November 8, 2008

I'll Funky Kentucky for what be Groovy at

1.The coolest sentence you can make with the magnets given to you by the whisky add in Esquire.

2.Self Explanitory

I'll Funky Kentucky for what be Groovy at if you give me a cookie.

by Fat_Prophet September 20, 2005