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Old Chub Float

Coined after a Canned Micro brew from Oscar Blues Brewing Company. An Old Chub Float is when a male recieves oral sex from a woman who has a mouth full of beer.
Joe-"Man that was a crazy night last, what happened to you?"

Steve-"Remember that drunk chick I was talking to at the brewery? Well she ended up taking me home and giving me an Old Chub Float!!!"
by kenetek February 28, 2011
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A euphemism for something naughty that one would do to another person.
I want to tickle your fancy floating boat.

I can't wait to get those girls home, and tickle their fancy floating boats.
by ARMWKL August 24, 2010
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flattie

A woman with no discernable breasts.
Wow, from the neck down that chick looks like a dude, what a flattie.
by Big Douchebag May 1, 2009
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floaters

Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).
Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!
by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009
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The Floater

That toilet deposit that just won't flush but prefers to bask in the bathroom light floating on the surface.

Floaters have different levels according to the amount of flushes required to make them go down.

Some people give up and leave them for others to find.

It is 2nd only to an actual holy crap.
"Urgghhh who left a floater?"
The floater is almost impervious to toilet flushing.
by sunshiyong December 8, 2010
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flattered

How a traditional male feels when a traditional female makes an unambiguous sexual overture.

See also flummoxed.
"Er, well, obviously, I'm flattered. Goodness, is that the time?"
by CougarSW2 November 19, 2004
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flatty

1. A mindless drone.
2. A sheep, that is, one who follows the crowd
3. Opposite of round
4. A shortened form of flatass, meaning something that is hip, cool, or awesome.
1. That robot such a freaking flatty it's not funny.
2. Yeah, them hipster hottie chicks. They such flatties they on the field baaing!
3. Muhaha! My circle is round but yours is a bigly flatty.
4. Woah, man, this new car is way flatty (that is, flatass).
by Sentar Torater November 20, 2006
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