flattie

A woman with no discernable breasts.

Wow, from the neck down that chick looks like a dude, what a flattie.

by Big Douchebag May 1, 2009

flattie

the worst type of fat chick. (fat AND no boobs)

"Check out that flattie, shes just your size Brady."

by CORE LansingMi October 20, 2008

flattie

Slang name for someone who believes that Earth is flat, i.e., not spheroid.

Dude, did you just call me a flattie? You just flat-shamed me!
Yeah, I'm a flattie and proud of it, you globetard.

by Spellking August 24, 2017

Flattie

Urban Males That Wear Flat Brimmed Hat's. Generally seen alot in the melbourne and newcastle. Sydney consists of a crew called FLATTIEEE. Also known as ARKMUS.

Flattie Hat, Arkmus, Flat Brimmed Hat

by HardstylePunk April 16, 2008

Flattie

A breast cancer survivor that chooses to stay flat and not to have reconstruction

She went to the Flattie’s ball with others that also chose to stay flat and not have anymore surgeries after their double mastectomy

by Lsears July 27, 2020

Flattie

A girl with a flat chest.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A TRAP
She says she's a girl, but we all know she likes it in the butt so we ain't sure.

Josh - Hey, do you like Veronica
Aaron - Lol yeah shes cute.

Josh - Not you-you fucking fag.
Drake - Me?
Josh - Yeah.
Drake - Bitch, NO!
Josh - Why?
Drake - She's a fucking flattie lmao.

by Its Okay To Be Gay By The Way November 4, 2018

Flattie

A breast cancer survivor that is FLAT after a mastectomy. It can be a double or single mastectomy, a survivor or previvor.

It can be because they chose not to get implants immediately or because they had to have their implants removed for one reason or another. An example of why they had them removed, they made them sick.

A friend just got diagnosed with breast cancer and said she wasn’t getting implants. I told her she would have to come with me to a Flatties meet up.

by Lsears February 10, 2022