feetlander

a person who always lands on their feet no matter how shitty the situation.

Honey has been through some real shit lately. no worries, though, she's a total feetlander!

by jameser612 September 15, 2010

feet virgins

New shoes, never tried on. still has factory lace ties and inserts in shoes.

Guy 1: You want to buy some shoes?

Guy 2: are they new?

Guy 1: They are feet virgins, wanting for your feet to pop their cherry.

by klkuhn30 March 2, 2011

feetillatio

feetillatio (n): (1) the feetish act of sucking on a man's toes (aka shrimping); (2) licking the cum off a man's toes

The guy had size 13 feet; I couldn't resist performing feetillatio on him.

by Blaze Johnson November 29, 2014

feet sweep

The act of using your feet to push semen into the drain of a shower after you have masturbated.

"I came a heavy load in the shower today, so I had to use the feet sweep to hide the evidence."

by jaypickey January 11, 2015

feet out

To be the type of person who sleeps on other people's couches meaning you sleep with your feet out because the blankets too short or the couch is too short.

You be sleeping with the guy downstairs on the couch with his feet out.

by PlayaBarbie July 6, 2016

Feeterism

Feeterism- a love for feet and anything to do with feet. Some might feel like they identify as a foot, or they can be sexually attracted to feet. Could be someones kink.

Seth- Hey I heard Lizzie was into feeterism!
Gabe- Yeah it's so hot!
Lizzie- I love feet so much! It's my kink!

by feetqueen November 17, 2017

Flee to McFleeto on the world

A thing to describe an ugly kid who needs to be sent across the world to find a book to smash on their face to make them look smart

“Fly that ugly face Flee to McFleeto on the world”

by Paul Zuez February 28, 2019