fecic

A measurement system based on crap.
The smallest unit = the turd.
5 turds = 1 pile
5 piles = 1 crapload
5 craploads = 1 shitload
5 shitloads = 1 buttload
5 buttloads = 1 assload
5 assloads = 1 cesspool

This pool contains about 1200 assloads of water.

by BlastMaster September 23, 2003

fecal mist

A fine mist of fecal matter that is expelled while farting.

When she was eating my asshole I sprayed her with fecal mist.

by wackywarren March 9, 2009

Fection

A highly philosophical word with nearly infinite but still great meanings. once used by great philosophers, it nows is the job of a few to decipher the emaning of the word from texts. because of this the meaning is highly argued upon and someignorant few believe it does not even exist.

1: a word meaning to philosophise a particular thought

2: a simple philosophical taboo word to make a point by any any angry philosophers

watever other meaning that have formed it goes without saying that this is a real word, and (except for a few) 6 billion people in the world if confronted by it would also agree

1:'' I fection that the universe was created by giant lizards''

2: ''the world is made of the remains of dead space turtles by fection''!

by 21st century philosopher September 26, 2010

fecundity

Denoting fertility, the word conveniently includes three of the English languages' most evocatively lewd phononyms: fuck, cunt and titty.

"Father, what can you tell me about mother's fecundity?"

by Monica Bobbington May 4, 2005

fecal fountain

A fecal fountain is a stream of wet poop preferably diarrhea Yumm ;-) propeled out of someones butt hole. it can be seen on google if wanted under the keyword tubgirl. she is the definition of a fecal fountain. Quite enjoyable indeed :-)

Dude Zander V.w and Will C jerked off to tubgirls fecal fountain......together!

by Fecal king November 10, 2006

fecally challenged

A person suffering from severe constipation.

Doug has been fecally challenged ever since he started taking his psych meds.

by frenchie 312 December 23, 2015

feck

a word originating from the emeral isle. can be used as a profanity similar to the word fuck, but also as an adjective,etc. in everyday conversation.

What the feck?
Take any feckin road you want, they'll all lead to carrick-on-shannon.

by jp2549 September 22, 2005