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Whore Diamonds

A rating system named in honor of the one used by clients of the Emperor's Club prostitution ring. Clients rate the quality of the call girls by giving them anywhere from 1 to 6 diamonds. First came to public attention due to the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal, and has quickly replaced rating things with stars.
Damn, that's good spaghetti! I give it five whore diamonds!

Worst. Movie. Ever! One whore diamond!
by die7fox March 11, 2008
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diamond wood

An unsually firm erection, comparable to the hardness of diamonds, sometimes caused by Recreational use of Viagra.
"dude I had diamond wood for like, five hours after we went to that strip club."
by The swagenator April 16, 2008
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norwegian diamondback homos

they are Norwegian and distinguish male dominance by measuring the size of there chodes, the younger ones tend to throw knifes and the river and have the older ones go fetch it. They got at all costs to find their knife. You can earn there trust by bribing them with shiny objects. The Norwegian diamondback homo's never learn.
"The norwegian diamondback homos accepted the shiny alluminum"
by haygarr6 May 6, 2010
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Diamond Matrix

You were listening to Rihanna's song Cockiness (Love It) and you didn't know what a Diamond Matrix was, so you Urban dictonaried it!

It means a vagina.
by RiRi's Diamond Matrix March 19, 2012
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BLUE DIAMOND

A blue diamond is the girlfriend of a crip
See dat girl over there, she a blue diamond dey been together for a long time.
by BlueMama March 26, 2008
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diamantina

the greatest person in the whole wide world. she embodies the word beauty. not much else to say other than you wish you could be her.
-dude did you see diamantina?!

-hell yes she is bodacious!
by The Laywer August 18, 2010
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diamond

A guy who can't get a girl because all of them decide to claim him as a best friend. Every chick claims he's attractive, but every chick says there is someone out there for him. Probably not though.
Girl: This is my best friend Kell
Kell: Well I wanted to get on, but I'm obviously a diamond.
by Kell Lee October 10, 2009
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