dingle berry bearer

a person who never cleans their ass fully and has crusty shit still on his asshole after taking a dump. as a result this person smells like a hairy ass grundel and stinks up the room. also he may leave shit stains on the toilet as well as in his pants. quite the atrocity.

Ughh!!! Did Tim just take another shit because i smell a dingle berry bearer and i think i am going to throw up. he even smells like he took a dump and then pissed on his t-shirt. oh and there is shit stains on the toilet, he is definitely a dingle berry bearer.

by Harry richard the third May 6, 2008

man dangle

The male genitalia. AKA cock, dick, rod, unit, shaft, the general, purple headed yogurt shooter, and penis.

Her eyes widened when she saw the bulge created by his man dangle.

by Occasus April 22, 2006

dingle dick

someone who is a bafoon or idiot

that dingle dick ruined my blender

by justin March 30, 2005

Dingle Cherry

Much like a Dingle Berry, a dingle cherry is composed of period clumps instead of shit.

I was chowing on some box and I hit something salty, I think it was a dingle cherry.

by Mike St. Louis February 15, 2008

Dangle Berries

are ones lumps of crap around ones anus area...
clingy to pubic hair and alike....
more common in males than females...
not pleasurable in the act of oral sex...
to lick somones crap...
unless you like that sort of stuff...

(not turned on by it)oral- 'i was rimming him and i felt these things in my mouth, they were hi pieces of s**t, his dangle berries!'
(turned on)oral-'i was rimming him and i could taste this amazing sensation and realised i was licking his s**t, it made me well kinky'
general use-'yeah i bet his arse is so hairy that even his dangle berries want to break free'
generaluse2- 'doctor i need your help, my anus is so hairy its coveres in dangle berries!...what do i do?'

by gameover November 21, 2007

dingle

Short for Dingle-Berry. Which is old shit and TP stuck to your ass hairs

by Jeff Marjama October 23, 2003

dingleberrys

little pieces of hair, shit, and toilet paper that form on an unclean ass

I had to come up with a jar full of dingleberrys for my frat initiation.

by Jimbo D July 3, 2006