Anus Crunch

To eat some ass. A hilarious name for a breakfast cereal! A form of ass chewing, and/or shit eating!

My Husband pissed me off last night, so I fed him some Anus Crunch for Breakfast!

by Noel James July 17, 2007

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Cap'n Crunch

When giving oral sex to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally bite down. You may also do this purposefully if the man "gets kinky"

Jake: Why can't Dave walk?
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.

by Jackie & Emilie August 3, 2004

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captain Crunch

when you stick cereal in the girl's pussy, then the guy fucks her and cums in her, finishing it off with 'the milk', then eats it all

he ate the whole bowl of life cereal right before my eyes! dam that was a good captain Crunch

by Adonay October 3, 2007

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When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.

Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.

by god July 5, 2009

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Ass-Crunch

The name you would give to someone who clearly and directly ruins a moment for you and causes you to feel emotional pain as if you were being bitten or "crunched" in the buttocks or "ass"

You ass-crunch, I was going... to fuck her until you told me she had crabs; now I'll never get laid

by butteredtoastjam September 16, 2010

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