Ass-Crunch 

The name you would give to someone who clearly and directly ruins a moment for you and causes you to feel emotional pain as if you were being bitten or "crunched" in the buttocks or "ass"

You ass-crunch, I was going... to fuck her until you told me she had crabs; now I'll never get laid

Ass-Crunch by butteredtoastjam September 16, 2010

ass crunch 

indicated you like to nibble on the occasional bum cheek, with teeth. Give it a crunch.

You're a fucking ass crunch

ass crunch by Rich Smith January 28, 2004

ass crunchies 

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

ass crunchies by lb49cj July 21, 2006

ass crunched 

term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the shit out of someone and your wanker slams right into an ass cheek about breaking your rock hard cock in half...after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours

While railing the hell out of some chick last night, I ass crunched my cock and I can't even fucking walk!

ass crunched by PilotMike April 2, 2005

ass cruncher

Someone who quite frequently does someone up the poop hole..HARD; most likely a man with another man.

Ryan, you ass cruncher!

ass cruncher by Captain Haddock December 23, 2003

Crunchy Ass Birdhouses 

When your friends are being some crunchy ass birdhouses

"you guys are some crunchy ass birdhouses"

Crunchy Ass Birdhouses by iswearimnotjustin July 8, 2020

crunchy ass 

Someone who is sleep deprived or stressed there for making them crabby and/or cranky and unpleasant for other people to be around

It would be easier to talk to you if your crunchy ass would get some sleep!

crunchy ass by Monique R February 22, 2009