crooked george

bent or crooked penis

Damn homie, you got a crooked george

by Dr. David D. Davidson II January 1, 2011

crook in the guts

When you experience stomach pain or constantly need to dook, usually the result of the previous nights debauchery.

Mate where's the shitter? I'm crook in the guts!

by Blackbirdd June 9, 2016

Crooky

A really fit badman who secretly steals peoples things and sells them for money

Person 1: How did he pull her
Person 2: He must be a Crooky

by Crooky11 February 28, 2017

Crooked hairline

A joke used to talk about another person hairline.

"Yo alex your hairline crooked."
"Kobi you need to get that crooked hairline fix"

by Honeykiller34 July 9, 2017

Croop

The action of aggressively coughing.

You were wearing shorts in 40 degree weather that’s why you have the croop.

by ShortStack101:P December 26, 2017

croony

a sad old angry man who hates everyone. can't say crony but says it as croony. hates anyone who stans jojo siwa.

oh no the croony is here run!

wow we stan the croony!
the croony is so annoying!

by dora the explorer 666 November 2, 2018

donkey crook

best person ever,youre shmoop,kinda person youd give an egg to or get spam single from,an angel or perfect being,beautiful cool chick

my donkey crook keeps pinchin me and took my wallet

by mr potato shmoop October 11, 2009