woahly crap

Used in a situation where "holy crap" or "woah" just IS NOT enough.

WHAT!? 103 minutes left on the transfer? Woahly crap!

by Infraction October 14, 2008

missile crap

When you are about to crap and you fart at the same time and launches the crap so fast that the water splashes and hits your legs

I just took a missile crap and it made a tsunami

by Danny reeves June 27, 2014

Crap whistle

Someone that talks shit all the time.

Boy oh boy.. what a crap whistle he talks so much shit he coughs farts.

by Petesbeeps August 29, 2017

Classic Crap

An old movie or tv show that will not win any prestigious awards such an Academy award but will forever be enjoyed by an audience that favors bathroom humor and no intelligent dialogue.

I just finished watching Fast Times At Rigdemont High, Animal House, Porky's, Porky's II, Tales From The Hood, Leprechaun in the Hood, Half Baked, It's Your Move, Szysnyk, Fish, Three's A Crowd, The Ropers, and Muggsy. Classic crap at its finest!

by kimmickalnv March 11, 2012

crap dusted

Thanks to Rob and Big. Like Crop Dusted...but not.

When someone walks in front of an unexpecting victim and farts...the person then begins to notice the crime.

Could also be called a drive-by pant bomb

John: Dude...what..no..honestly? You crap dusted me man??

by sisterrevolution February 16, 2009

Crap-tume

When you've been bigging up this years Halloween costume to everyone all month and it's now 6pm and you're leaving at 8 and all you've got is a roll of tinfoil and some green face paint.

Joe Bloggs #1: Hey Joe Bloggs #2 nice shrek costume, thought you were going as a robot?
Joe Bloggs #2: Ha Ha yea, turns out 2 hours isn't enough to make a decent costume, so i went with this Crap-tume instead.

by Legit(insert name here) November 1, 2017

cunt-crap

verb: when items are inserted into a womans vagina and she squezes them out. As in, to cunt-crap something.

I stuffed some grapes into my girls vagina and she cunt-crapped them into my mouth.

by dirtypubes December 4, 2009