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Coach McGurk

1. A character in Home Movies.
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave
"Hey, did you see Coach McGurk today?"

"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."
by Natepalm June 19, 2006
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Coach

Designer handbags for girls and young women before they graduate to more expensive and luxurious brands such as Louis Vuitton, Prada, Burberry, or Gucci. Usually found in more upscale malls and falls into the mid range category between cheap and expensive.
Lisa: Hey nice Coach bag, is it new?
Jenn: Yeah I'd figure it'd last me until I graduate from college
Lisa: Girl, I hear ya

Seth: Dude she's like 35 and still has a Coach handbag!
by window shopper November 5, 2009
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I want some chonch burger dude!
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Conchristadores

(n.) abbr. Conservative Christian Conquerors.

A play on the historical term "conquistadores" referring to Spanish conquerors of pre-colony America;

Right-wing, American religious fundamentalists bent on dominating non-Christian areas of the world, notably the Middle East.
"I think George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Paul Wolfowitz, Donald Rumsfeld and all those guys are a bunch of Conchristadores, working towards another Crusade."
by Alladin September 13, 2004
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coaching from the sidelines

A case of constipation so severe it leaves you talking to your shit to try & get it to come out.
One can be coaching from the sidelines in following manner;
"Who does number 2 work for?!"
"That's right, you tell that turd who's boss!"
Austin Powers I
by mr hankie June 17, 2006
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