Conan

When something is promised to you for a very long time, but it is taken back amost immediatly. The person who gives/takes said thing is pulling a "Conan"

Dude, he totally got fucked over.
Yeah, that other guy pulled a Conan. What a douche.

by JubJubHero2 November 9, 2010

cona

a person who is a master at one-liners, quoteing lines from movies and your day to day impressions of celebrities. Also this person is well accustomed to scoring with the opposite sex and posesses interesting skills such as being able to fold Tommy Hilfiger chinos at the speed of light.

Elise that was so funny. You are so cona

by Marisa Harris June 21, 2005

conail

A white swaggot that suffers from Napoleon's syndrome.

Did you see that little punk try to take on that guy twice his size?

Yeah, what a conail.

by e muffin March 12, 2013

conager

a man, with a hairy stomach and a very small cock. he is into horseback riding and mountain climbing on unicycles. has never been laid. also he is very fat. he enjoys walks on the beach with guys named bob or lary (yes lary).

Oh! would you look at that conager over there!

He is totally a fag.

by The Ultimate Thruster December 16, 2010

conartist

See gangsta,Thuggin, OR toss my salad. The opposite of pwn. He gives out <33, so much love.

ConArTisT gave <33's to Sgt.Pepper

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

conagro

A cunt

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

conandrum

Named for the one and only Conan the Barbarian, this is a problem that has an immediately obvious solution, yet is more easily (or at least more entertainingly) solved by violence.

1: We've got two options here. We can either skim through this book until we find the reference needed to complete the riddle, or we can slaughter the wizard and his evil henchmen and waltz right through.

2: So we've got one option.

1: A real conandrum. Let's go.

by Circtf January 2, 2009