coon coma

the lethargic effect felt after consumption of large meal and/or snack. 2. bodily mechanism responding to recent ingestion of pork (similar to the effects of triptophan in turkey on caucasians, see also: temporary thanksgiving syndromeTTS)

after my breakfast of pickled-pigs feet, grits, babyback porkribs & southern-fried chicken my debilitating coon coma prevented my appearance at work.

by lazy nig February 28, 2008

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Coma

The period after one starts a new relationship, during which one loses contact with one's friends because one is devoting all one's time to one's significant other. Usually preceded by "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" for clarity.

I tried to get Dave up in here but he's still in his girlfriend coma.

by rufus pennywhistle April 4, 2006

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Food Coma

The act of eating so much delicious food that you want to sleep for a long time.

I got the double down yesterday, and I swear dude, I was in a food coma

by KiddThePrincess January 16, 2011

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Kush coma

The affect you feel after smoking kush. You feel like your in a Kush coma.

Jim- god damn where the hell have you been!?
Aldo- my bad my mans I was in a fuckin kush coma!

Jim- whats wrong with Aldo?
Nick- he's comatose right now.
Jim- He hit the kush again from little jimbo didnt he?
Nick- Yup
Jim- Fuck it, time to put myself in a kush coma too

by thaboyz50 April 10, 2010

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food coma

When all your blood goes to your abdomen for a food digestion party, it deprives your brain of oxygen, causing a comatose state known as food coma.

May cause you to take a fat nap.

see also itis

I just ate six burgers, and I'm going into food coma.
Six trips to the buffet, time for a fat nap.
I can't believe i ate that whole plate of ribs, man that itis gonna get me.

by uzi mike May 18, 2006

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