clooney as batman

When something does not fit right or is out of place. Something that is just wrong

those pants fit you about as good as clooney as batman!

by bezel333 January 1, 2006

colonoscopy

A medical excuse to anally rape an individual while simulaneously searching for problems with the digestive tract.

Tom's colonoscopy revealed he had a cyst in his small intestine.

by Thillbilli December 27, 2005

Clonemance

Clonemance is a play on the word romance, used when describing the emotional or physical connection of two Clones, like Keith and Julie. Clones are the fan base of Jim Rome.

With all of the Clonemance in the air, it kinda puts a new spin on March Madness

by Lady Clone February 27, 2011

ass clone

Someone who acts or looks like an ass. Essentially, a clone of an ass.

Jim is being a real ass clone today.

by YOUNGDUS June 29, 2006

george clooney

The only actor in the history of mankind that people never make fun of.

Did you see george clooney in oceans 11 it was off the shizzle fo hizzle.

by bob November 26, 2003

clonecest

When clones have sex with each other.

Julie trailed her fingers up Julie's arm and along her collarbone. Julie threw her head back and moaned. Then Julie looked right into Julie's blue green eyes, and stared hungrily at her clone. They locked lips, and fell to the floor, groping each other's perfect identical bodies. They were committing clonecest, and it was wonderful.

by narcissexual March 5, 2008

Colonelpork

A person who:

1) Thinks he's a gangsta but really isn't
2) Has had battles with a person on Youtube called Mastuhfury
3) Makes random videos
4) is extremely loyal to his friends and is a great person to have as a friend

I'm gonna call Colonelpork and see what's up.

by frecklessobe March 13, 2010