Game show sideline coach

A person who watches a game show then yells back at the tv when a contestant makes a stupid decision instead of making the obvious choice.

Rob was watching The Price Is Right. The contestant was playing Ten Chances. The contestant wasted 6 chances on guessing the price of the second prize, so Rob was yelling back at the tv and saying, "You freakin' idiot! You know that recliner isn't $709! Dammit dude...Write $750 in the box.! Arrrgh...Stop wasting your chances because you wont even get to the car"!

The contestant loses the game and the price revealed $750 for the recliner. Rob turns to Mike and says, "Dude..I need to quit being a game show sideline coach and go on this damn game show because I know I would win"!

by jokester75 March 13, 2014

You got a problem with coach?

Used for when you have a problem, usually with an authority figure.

Yo Ty, you got a problem with coach?

Nah fam he’s annoying tho

by Rythegoodguy October 5, 2018

roach coach

Often used to feed a flight line crew chief during ORI inspections, to keep the crew chief with the jet fighter.

Crew chief says, I am hungry.
Flight cheif says, wait for the roach coach.

by Theodore Thomas September 12, 2004

roach coach

A joint made from the leftover remains of former joints.

Amber rolled a fattie roach coach.

by putyourownsh*tinthere January 11, 2009

Crying Coach

On a kids sports team, when kids cry, The Crying Coach is the adult who walks the kid off to the side and stands with them until the crying stops.

John felt embarrassed when he fumbled the kickoff but, after a few minutes with The Crying Coach, he felt better and could return to the game.

by dogstar7 May 15, 2009

cock coach

A woman usually an older and more experenced woman who has sex with a man and teaches him how cto use his cock better in sex.

John's got a cock coach.

by Deep blue 2012 October 2, 2009

Put me in coach!

The common words used by a WHITE boy when wanting to play in a basketball game.

White boy: Hey "Put me in coach! "
Coach: Sorry son, your white, its just not in your blood.

by breezy weezy December 20, 2008