Cloie

Noun. A person or animal that is afraid of shiny objects, including, but not limited to, metal bowls, swords, mirrors, or any other type of smooth surface that has the ability of refracting light. Typically, a Cloie manifests this fear because he, she, or it is so ugly that he, she, or it can not bare to look at his, her, or itself.

That ugly dog is afraid of that metal bowl: what a dumb Cloie.

by Cloie's mom May 11, 2007

Clarence

One of the most cancerous shows ever, by Cartoon Network in the effort to replace Regular show

Clarence, paired with Uncle Grandpa, Unikitty, etc will be the bane of Cartoon Network's existence.

by Not Bill from ft worth June 27, 2018

Clarence

A quiet yet funny friend. Clarence’s poke/hit you when they pass by you. Likes to play Computer Games especially Dota. They’d spend up to thousands of money in online games alone. They are pro in Photoshop. A master of shanghai. He’d prefer a videochat than a meet up. When you meet a Clarence they’re actually easy to make friends with. Just be the first one to greet cause they’re usually shy at first.

Ask Clarence to edit your photo.

Clarence is playing dota for 10 hours now.

Don’t be such a Clarence!

King Clarence

by Zeyr August 8, 2019

choreplay

men doing chores at home to get sex from their wives.

As finished our meal, wifey said to me me: "you better finish doing the dishes , no choreplay no dessert. "

by teslaberry October 15, 2014

Clare

the person whom never answers your texts and is always late.. and covers her mouth when talking to you the morning after a heavy sesh!

she turned up late this morning, stinking of alchohol, what a Clare.

by Jazel March 3, 2010

Cloge

A bitch, a slut and a whore has nothing on a cloge...

The term cloge can be used as a noun, verb or an adjective, and is pretty much interchangeable with the word f*ck.

The noun refers to both men and women and is regarded as highly offensive.

"You dumb cloge."

"That's the clogiest thing I've ever heard."

"My birthday party was cloging epic!"

by nharmila sair August 30, 2012

Clarence

A n accidental Retard. They will think they are equal to Alex or Jacmel's, but the are not

Ex 1
Clarence: (to alex) PICK IT UP!!! GET OUT!! (Autistic Screech)
Jacmel: (to Clarence) This is why. I am the smexy god. And you don't get no hoes.

Alex: (to Clarence) HELL YEAH!

Ex 2
Girl 1: Damn! Is that a Clarence?

Girl 2: Are you Blind?!!? Don't say that name, it's gross. That's a Jacmel! Too fucking smexy!
Girl 1: Ah, sorry girl... I could go for an Alex though....

by McmanlyWoman February 10, 2018