joe carter

The most amazing right fielder and 1st baseman in all of Toronto blue jays history. He is the reason Toronto ever had a chance to win the World Series because he won it for us in’93. If the jays never had carter they would never have a World Series title and been so amazing in terms of the short history of the jays. Anyone who does not know who joe carter is is going to be a really sad person later in life

Yo did u see what happened last night with the homer
Yeah carter hit a game winning homer bruh he is the goat
Joe carter is amazing

by Joe the goat carter October 17, 2017

mary carter

Mary Carter’s are wild. They are loud and don’t hold their opinion back. They are hilarious, very smart, and extremely nice. They are tuff and confident women that are extremely beautiful. They are very good with people and everyone loves them and boys just chase after them.

I wish I could be more of a Mary Carter!

by Taylor Adams May 23, 2018

Jimmy Carter Index

A male's way of describing his horniness in semi-mathematical, yet retrofit, electric feel terms. Usually refers to how likely he is to spot women out in public places and "lust in his heart" after them, a la Jimmy Carter's notorious and groundbreaking interview in Playboy Magazine. Unlike "beer goggles," the Jimmy Carter Index refers to one's tendency to lust after co-workers, media figures, and "random passers by" in a non-inebriated state, during broad daylight.

"Dude, that new prescription for my contacts is really freaking me out cuz I'm seein' tits and ass where they shouldn't even exist--I'm running high on the Jimmy Carter Index!"

by Solanas69 February 24, 2019

Jack Carter

just in general a bit of a spaz and manages to sleep round girls house without having a shag - friendzoned

Guy 1 - Hey did you hear Jack Carter was around Staceys house last night?
Guy 2 Yeah they played fucking Monopoly and Mario Kart!

by u r mom gay March 1, 2019

Billy Carter

The one time self proclaimed king of rednecks. Was known to roam around his hometown in south Georgia in his obnoxious pickup truck equipped with smokestacks donning the words REDNECK POWER. Always seen in public guzzling PBR being extremely intoxicated but being quickly dismissed by local law enforcement due to being a 'good ole boy', and being the brother of an American president. Ran an hole in the wall gas station where he peddled the worlds most shittiest beer labeled with his name. Engaged in many successful attempts to throughly humiliate his brother.

Hey, let's take a trip down south to Jimmy land and see Billy Carters gas station.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Yes Carter

The universal call of the omniscient god Carter Scheer. It is said that all who hear the call and accept it will be spared from eternal damnation at the end of time. The phrase can also be used in any situation to express approval.

The time has come execute order 69. Yes Carter

by Papashlaut November 9, 2020

Luke Cartering

When someone has the background that suggests intelligence but is absolutely terrible at poker and any form of strategy games

He graduated Harvard but he every game night he is Luke Cartering.

by TonyBoloney November 30, 2020