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A race in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth storys that is prone to alcoholism and pot smoking. This choice of lifestyle has resulted in them to have stunted growth. The majority of them are farmers due to the need to satisfy their enormous appetites due to their enormous pot smoking habits. Was originally from munchkin land but exiled by Glenda to the shire due to their addictive habits. Hobbits that incur enormous debts are promptly sold into slavery to Hogwarts Wizarding Academy to work as house elves or to Willy Wonka to work in his chocolate factory.
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