A S&M technique used by female fans of Star Trek in which they yell out SHUT UP WESLEY!! Grabbing you by the balls and squeezing them until semen shoots out of your ass.
My trekkie girlfriend did the Wesley Crusher on me last night and now I'm in the hospital in need of a testicular transplant.
by sicmyduck June 28, 2019
A dangerous cocktail comprised of Golden Grain 190 proof alcohol, Hawaiian Punch, orange juice, and Sprite.
My girl drank 3 cups of Angel of Death ,and now she's in the bathroom blowing chunks. I cant even fuck her!!!
by sicmyduck September 13, 2019
Ralf: I ,want to take my Vietnamese girlfriend out for Mexican! Tommy: Make sure to order her the tacocat.
by sicmyduck September 13, 2019
The best method to quickly deliver tofu through the mountains of Japans Gunma prefecture. With the use of a cup of water in the cup holder and gaining the ability to 'drift' without spilling along with blaring an Eurobeat soundtrack will result in the driver becoming the best driver in Japan.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
by sicmyduck June 28, 2019
A race in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth storys that is prone to alcoholism and pot smoking. This choice of lifestyle has resulted in them to have stunted growth. The majority of them are farmers due to the need to satisfy their enormous appetites due to their enormous pot smoking habits. Was originally from munchkin land but exiled by Glenda to the shire due to their addictive habits. Hobbits that incur enormous debts are promptly sold into slavery to Hogwarts Wizarding Academy to work as house elves or to Willy Wonka to work in his chocolate factory.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
The one and only true savior. Has a very popular cable access show in South Park Colorado. Is known to smite sinners with a M-4 assault rifle.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019