sicmyduck's definitions

Emo

A short lived sub-genre of the alternative scene comprised of teens and 20 somethings that couldn't decide if they wanted to be punk or goth. Died with Myspace.

Why in the hell is that kid dressed emo? It's not 2004.

by sicmyduck June 26, 2019

south park jesus

The one and only true savior. Has a very popular cable access show in South Park Colorado. Is known to smite sinners with a M-4 assault rifle.

Praise the greatness that is South Park Jesus!!!

by sicmyduck June 26, 2019

Moaning O'brian

Conan O'Brien as he is known in the Irish underground porn industry.

Hey Lenney! We just got a snuff film starring Moaning O'brian. Lenney: Oh the one that Andy Rictor sits on his face.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Cheetos

Liberal nickname for Donald Trump supporters.

Hillary Clinton: Look at all the fucking cheetos at the Republican convention.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Dodge Charger

Before the 1975 model year considered the God of muscle cars. Owning one in high school during the 60s and early 70s guaranteed you the ability to lay a majority of the popular girls. Labeled as a symbol of racism due to a crappy late 70s early 80s television show about redneck moonshiners running from a mentally deficient sheriff on the take by the morbidly obese version of Colonel Sanders.

Luke: Hell yeah Bo. That Dodge Charger is a total pussy magnet. Bo: Yeah Luke ,this will help me lay cousin Daisy in no time!

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

AE 86

The best method to quickly deliver tofu through the mountains of Japans Gunma prefecture. With the use of a cup of water in the cup holder and gaining the ability to 'drift' without spilling along with blaring an Eurobeat soundtrack will result in the driver becoming the best driver in Japan.

AE 86 on Akinas downhill. Eurobeat intensifies.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Hobbit

A race in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth storys that is prone to alcoholism and pot smoking. This choice of lifestyle has resulted in them to have stunted growth. The majority of them are farmers due to the need to satisfy their enormous appetites due to their enormous pot smoking habits. Was originally from munchkin land but exiled by Glenda to the shire due to their addictive habits. Hobbits that incur enormous debts are promptly sold into slavery to Hogwarts Wizarding Academy to work as house elves or to Willy Wonka to work in his chocolate factory.

Hey man! I can score some dank old toby from a Hobbit in Michel Delvin.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019