cafer

A person who posts topics on Tranformice's minforum

Friend: So do you think you'll get likes on your new topic?
Me: Of course! I'm the best cafer

by Winter glaze5666 January 24, 2018

chaffed balls

When male gonadial's have experieced a large amount of friction due to inner thigh rubbing friverously against it. Other possible causes are large amount of wire like pubic hair building up between gonadials and thigh, or a missplaces piece of 80 grit sand paper lodging itself deep within the recessions of your body.

Optional Definition

A song made by Tyler Ferrari when under the influence of alcohol, playing an acoustic with a multitrack recording program such as Cool Edit Pro

Jesus christ, I needed to sand something today and couldnt find my sandpaper. So when i was masturbating at high speeds, it became more chaffed than normal and i found that piece of sandpaper. I was so happy, i ran into the garage and started sanding my wood. Then i realized the birdhouse was still inside. I SCREAMED in agony, and now i am left with a shitty birdhouse, severed penile gland and CHAFFED BALLS.

by Tyler January 11, 2004

chaffed

what happens to your knees, elbows, and ass when you're having sex in a hotel bed for 24 hours and you don't have special sheets anymore because your amazing lover gave them to his daughter, laundered of course!!!!

i've been on my knees so much they're chaffed from these sheets!!!!! i really wish i had some nice, soft, 1,000 thread count ones.

by linda lovelace November 5, 2004

caffeination

A country whose citizens are unable to maintain sanity throughout the day without imbibing vast quantities of hot coffee.

Thanks to ever numerous locations of Tim Hortons, Canada has become a caffeination

by Sinned383 July 4, 2010

caffie

abrv. of caffiene

I need some sweet caffie before I can start my day.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

caffeinomaniac

Someone who needs its caffeine fix right from the beginning of the day. May kill to get a coffee.

Norm is a real caffeinomaniac. First thing he does in the morning is always to fire up his espresso machine and brew a thick cup of black caffeinated petrol.

by LeBiochimiste January 11, 2013

Caffetamine

Noun. Coffee spiked with Adderall

Let's get this party started! Time to mix up a batch of caffetamine.

by Fluffiestdrop45 January 24, 2019