_cjerk

one of the best mutuals i have :D they have pretty great tiktok content thats always entertaining! woohoo

"_cjerk is one of the coolest mutuals! she makes amazing content!"

by bubbly.acid May 29, 2021

Cjed

When someone gets knocked out cold to the point where their whole body is stiff and their face looks like dead roadkill.

Damn Carter just got cjed.

by Al Jedras December 18, 2021

Catch the train C.J.

Literally the best meme of all time

All you had to do was catch the damn train C.J.

Catch the train C.J.

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 8, 2019

C.J.

One of the greatest guys you will ever meet. They usually love to fight and get high. You will never find anyone like them.

Me: "C.J., I'm going to need you in about ten minutes"

C.J.: "For what?"

Me: "potential violence"

C.J.: " I'll be there in three."

by Valour December 25, 2010

cjbambam

A dipshit that will kill you with a water bottle, he is a cancerous youtuber named NorthWesternGamer (if you sub to him you get aids)

Guy 1: O shit its cjbambam
Guy 2: o fuck watch out hes got a water bottle
cjbambam: hey guess ima kill u with a bottle fuck you

by PixelAids November 18, 2018

cjones'n

The act of being a complete and utter douchebag on the internet. People who can be called this are usually e-thugs who enjoy talking down to other people, complaining about other people, criticizing other people, stating the obvious, being a douchebag, proclaiming themselves "resident asshole", and being an all around unenjoyable person to be around.

Usually these people have all of the above mentioned traits, and are often the most hated person on the message board.

cjones: insert random douchebag internet toughguy comment
lugnutt: way to be a douche, bud.
irishman: don't worry, he's just cjones'n.

by UtopiaCollegeSports March 20, 2010

Cjay

A name given to guys with a unusually small dick and no chance of any sexual interaction

"Stop stalking me Cjay, you have a small dick

by Mekhiman666 February 17, 2018