by fartymcbuttfarts September 24, 2022
Get the Spedy bugmug. An invisible bug that bites unsuspecting sex-deprived males, causing the victim to become "thirsty". The longer the male has been sex- deprived, the more severe his symptoms will be. The bite will cause the male to:
1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)
3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman
The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!
1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)
3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman
The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!
Garret: "Lamar why the hell would you fuck that weak bitch? She's a zero!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"
"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"
"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"
by Lebron Flocka James April 13, 2014
Get the Thirst Bugmug. A random itch that pops up anywhere, especially when one is concentrating or trying to get to sleep.
Girl: Baby, why can't you sit still on the couch during the movie?
Boy: I don't know, I keep having these little annoying itches everywhere! And the more I ignore them, the more they keep popping up!
Girl: Oooh, you got itchy bugs!
Boy: I don't know, I keep having these little annoying itches everywhere! And the more I ignore them, the more they keep popping up!
Girl: Oooh, you got itchy bugs!
by Iso Wetoddid February 5, 2008
Get the Itchy Bugsmug. by Kandii Clarkeson September 26, 2018
Get the cut a bugmug. A bed bug is a person that you don't have to beg to get into bed. often associated with mud crickets, but a lot easier to sleep with
Brad joked with Ashley about sleeping with her. Two seconds later she was taking him to the bedroom for sex. If she's that easy she must be a bed bug.
by Gibblits June 4, 2018
Get the bed bugmug. by jcl jcl 47597 April 6, 2009
Get the Nestle BUGmug.