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bollockitis

That reoccuring ache that tells you it is time to see a doctor who is not too shy. Get it checked out before you drop one.

No, really, get it checked......
Bob though he just had bollockitis. Until he got a tip-off.
by domivegas July 31, 2007
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Dirty Bullock

The Dirty Bullock is somewhat similar in nature to a Dirty Sanchez. It differs only in that the female participant is a reasonably hot movie star and the male participant is a complete and total twat.
So . . . I hear Jesse gave Sandra the ol' Dirty Bullock the other night.
by Seagis April 6, 2010
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Sam Bullock

A freakish, mentally retarded person, who enjoys participating in bestiality and necrophillia. Also may have homosexual tendancies. Favourite sexual acts include stroodle and the alabama hot pocket.
God, that kid is such a Sam Bullock
by LukasPodolski June 26, 2009
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donkey's bollocks

even better than the dog's bollocks. Amazing. The very best of the best. A dog spends an inordinate amount of time licking and tending to his bollocks so they must be great. Just imagine how much more impressive a donkey's bollocks are in size and capacity. There - you get it.
Got passed by a Porche 911 yesterday, it was the absolute dog's bollocks. That's OK but I got blown of the road by a Bugatti Veyron. Matey that car is the absolute donkey's bollocks!
by metapieman December 14, 2012
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Brollocks

Post brexit scare stories made up by hand wringing leftie whingers who can't accept the result of a government referendum.
"It says in the Grauniad that everyone will get cancer very soon due to brexit, sounds like another load of brollocks to me"
by Corva September 22, 2016
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BOLLOCKS

1) When something is absolutely amazing. Can't be bettered.
2) An expression showing something isn't very good.
3) Testicles
4) A series of lies.
5) When something goes wrong. To show frustration over this.
1) I went to see less than jake live. They were the bollocks.
2) Emo music is just bollocks
3) I told some slag off for being Emo. She kicked me in the bollocks.
4) George bush dun half talk some Bollocks.
5) Bollocks! I accidentley downloaded finch.
by Mikal June 7, 2004
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bollicks

A misspelling of "bollocks" made by some Yank retard. But hey, it's not as stupid as voting for Bush, the war in Iraq, or eating so much shit food that you become a big fat fatty, like most of them are.
Yank: "Yee haw, bollicks means balls in Engerlandshire."
British Person: "Oh go and shoot a raghead for freedumb.. and torture his wife for dumbocracy."
by Anne Observer June 11, 2006
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