Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect

(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘

by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020

Fanny-bollocks

An extremely fleshy or meaty vulva, so much so that it resembles a pair of large testicles from certain angles. This is, of course, the British English usage of fanny.

Joe: would you fuck Lilly Allen?
Steve: Nah, she looks like she'd have massive fanny-bollocks.

by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth May 1, 2021

desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.

man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit

by zleed May 6, 2021

billy bollock ball

A bad driver

when someone cuts you up in traffic “YOU BILLY BOLLOCK BALL!”

by camelot ._. September 9, 2022

Dog's bollocks

The old version of the colon(also toilet related):- when someone types :-
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus

Hey, VSauce michael here, did you know that back in the day, people but a - in front of the :?:- I want you to guess what it was called; dog's bollocks

by Nintendrew November 14, 2022

Bollock chops

When you swallow a pair of bollocks and they get stuck down either side of your cheeks

So I was seeing this guy and now I have bollock chops

by Bc_mum September 14, 2022

Bollocks

Term used for sorrow.

“My mom just died”. “Bollocks”.

by James Mays cousin October 17, 2022