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Battery Cannibalism

1. The act of borrowing fresh batteries from one working device to power that of another. 2. The act of swapping the good batteries from a working device with the dead batteries of another device in order to use the device that originally contained the dead batteries.

Most often practiced with AA or AAA batteries in remote controls. 9 volt battery cannibalism is extraordinarily cruel due to the expense and lack of extra 9 volt batteries in the home.
When Kyle swapped the good batteries from the living room TV remote with the dead ones from his bedroom remote, he was practicing Battery Cannibalism.
by Wizzardfan August 6, 2011
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battering ram

An act of revenge by a man where he runs full speed into the face of his partner with his erect penis while she is sleeping.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so I let that bitch go to sleep and gave her the battering ram
by D-Rock Your Face Off January 5, 2016
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Battist

pronounced as bah + tist,
There are two definitions. The first is for a person who likes the ass of the same sex. The second is for a person who practices the art of batty, or homosexual acts.
This dude really got on a tank top with high heels, such a battist.

AYOOOO!!! Stop watching my ass you battist!
by gosukyamada23 October 27, 2019
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Battery

Something used to boost energy by shoving up ones asshole
"I've been really tied recently."

"Try shoving a battery up your ass, that'll help."
by SiliCookie November 8, 2019
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sus battle(s)

A sus battle is when you and a friend both say the most sus or gay thing you can think of. After you and your friend both say your sus speech you have a third party choose the winner
Friend one: I would tape a picture of your face to my wall then kiss the picture and call it daddy
Friend two: If me and you were ever alone in a room I would smack your face over and over until you moaned out my name and started crying because you love me so much
Third party: Sorry, friend one but friend two was just more sus than you, he wins the sus battle(s)
by Chowe630 June 7, 2020
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fortnite battle royale

one of the gayest games ever made that are free to play a shitty alternative to pubg
Person 1:bro you wanna go play fortnite battle royale

Person 2:No you fag that shit is gay
by Gio_JJS October 15, 2017
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batterslap

the act of slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.
Brady was angry at Logan so he decided to batterslap him across the face.
by Norman Harris March 6, 2008
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