Baiting call

When you think you're gonna spend a night getting laid and you spend it in jail instead.

CO- You're in jail for the 54th time this year, when am I going to stop arresting you on a baiting call don't be such a jerkoff.
Baitee-I'm gonna try not to be in here again sir.
CO- Your IQ is a double digit number isn't it?
Baitee-Sir yes sir.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018

hand battling

Fist-fighting

One time I was hand battling my mom and my arms turned to butter.

by Piranha with Braces October 21, 2015

Hoe Baiting

To attract attention to yourself by posting provocative photos or any questionnaires on social media.

Stacy engaged in Hoe Baiting when she made an attention seeking post asking if boys would sleep with her

by Studious2348 June 24, 2019

Joe Baiting

When a dribbling crack addict with no teeth and a quite frankly a woefully wank education lures his prey in to the trigger mechanism of a proverbial cannon. Usually results in a series of expletives originating from said Joe.

I fulfilled my Joe Baiting quota within minutes, he was triggered just using animated gifs

by Tess Tickal December 17, 2019

wed-betting

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.

Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.

by QuacksO January 6, 2020

Spoiler Baiting

When someone says intriguing and specific things about a show/movie/book that makes you want to search it up and spoil it for yourself.

Person 1: “damn I really like this character”

Person 2: “ooo yeh someone really bad happens to them in the next season, good luck liking him!”

Person 1: *searches it because person 2 was spoiler baiting them*

by EsorRemmus April 30, 2020

breast basting

The spraying of male ejaculate onto the breasts of a female such as to provide total coverage. The volume and coverage area is key, as simply a few drops does not constitute a basting

Dave: Hey bro I fucked Chelsea Wyant last night...pussy was poppin!!

Adam: Nice! I know that’s been a long time in the works. You must have given her a nice glazing.

Dave: Hell yea I did a pull and skeet...gave a proper breast basting

by Sam Sambo May 1, 2021