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Awkward Eggs

Basically what came before the more well-known "Awkward Turtle". It still uses hand motions, but in this case, you put both hands into fists and move them simultaneously in a forward, twisting motion of the wrists. This is used for moments that are genuinely awkward, but you'll say "Awkward Eggs" and preform the respective motions, which makes it just that much more awkward. Also used when one wants to point out the awkwardness in a situation, but doesn't want to look stupid by preforming the "Awkward Turtle".
Note: When preforming the "Awkward Eggs", one can increase the awkwardness of the already awkward motions by raising their eyebrows in a "hint hint" manner, such as one would with an inside joke.
As used as an inside joke:
You and your friend glance at each other from across the lunchroom at the same time. Noticing the coincidence, you both preform the "Awkward Eggs" with included eyebrow-raising technique.

As used in other cases:
See "Awkward Turtle".
by Vivian Erikson March 18, 2011
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awklet

Tommy: Man, that was kinda awkward when the old guy hit on the 15 year old...
Bobby: Yeah dude, a total awklet.
by wonder.woman.2011 April 20, 2011
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awkster

A very average stereotype. They do what they want, when they want, and aren't afraid to be themselves. Some say they are nicer, toned-down versions of hipsters. The personality of an awkster is sometimes shy and awkward, yet sometimes wild and crazy. They are not afraid to laugh at themselves. They listen to mostly alternative rock, but range from plain alternative to plain rock. They are slight nerds and can be heavy gamers. Some of their signature fashion pieces are Toms, loose shirts, short shorts and retro sunglasses.
Naw, man, she was more of an awkster.
by ermainldy June 23, 2011
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Awkward Jellyfish

an awkward jellyfish is when a situation becomes to awkward to handle and instead of saying "awkward" you make the motion of expanding and contracting your hands with your palms to the sky..
by awkward jellyfish master June 22, 2011
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awkymomo

its when an awkward moment has occurred
An awkymomo occurred when Chandler sucked on David's toe.
by rynoooooooooooooo June 30, 2011
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Awkward Handshake

When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.
Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.

Both:Good Times.
by BigBossRoo19 December 18, 2012
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awkward kissing

Two people standing in front of each other a few inches apart trying to spit in each other's mouth
Detox and Roxy tried awkward kissing last night on RuPaul's Drag Race
by FuzzyOtter September 28, 2013
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