Akshat

Being able to bullshit confidently

"Oh my god, he akshats so well !"

by killjoy281 December 10, 2017

Asswater

low quality american beer. Or in most cases, american beer. Hell, it can be any bad beer.

damn this (insert crappy beer name) tastes like asswater.

by devillock June 30, 2006

asshack

A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.

The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.

by aksival July 24, 2007

askhat

A really really verrry nice kazak. Who likes to eat ass and has a peng mudafuka. And their sister uses good lighting.

wow fuck off u stupid askhat

by i am da wey January 18, 2018

asshatard

A UD contributing asshat that hasn't read the rules, can't spell, can't string a group of words together in a coherent fashion and scares the hell out of UD editors who sometimes try to imagine how someone so blatantly moronic can survive.

Yet another asshatard entry was rejected by the UD editors.

by BandV September 6, 2006

Ass Hat

What I type in google to see if I have internet. Usually done if my wireless network takes a shit and I have to search something random to ensure I do not get a cached page.

Unplug the router, plug it back in, head to firefox and type in ass hat to make sure everything is back online.

by Sovvy January 16, 2009

Ass Hat

Although the standard definition is one who has their head so far up their ass that they may as well be wearing their ass as a hat. I also like to imagine it as being someone being so useless that they are just as or moresoe useless as a hat that you wear on your arse. obviously nudist may disagree and wouldnt mind saving their asses from sun burn, but to them i say; your not a real nudist!

Bill is such a fucking bludger hes a freakin ass hat.

by Karillion December 8, 2007