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the bitch alarm

An alarm that goes off when someone is a bitch
What’s that noise? Oh wait, it’s the bitch alarm!! You fucking bitch!!
by WordMan27 May 28, 2019
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Kiss FM Algarve

A crappy radio station in Portugal, plays the same crappy songs all the time.
Man, Kiss FM Algarve sure is a crappy radio station!
by Mohammed Aljeeza July 14, 2005
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alarm clock

the act of waking up in the morring to the sound or smell of your own fart or shit
dude the alarm clock i had this morrning runied my bedsheets
by danti dicoreo September 18, 2013
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Fire alarm

To open a girls pussy lips, and pour hot sauce inside until she screams
I gave Tiffany quite the fire alarm yesterday
by Anthony5344 June 16, 2017
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Four Legged Alarm System

A large breed dog such as a German Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Pit Bull, etc. that will foil an attempt to burglarize your house by making a chew toy out of said burglar. Ninety Nine times out of a hundred, the sight and sound of the four legged alarm system on the other side of the door would be more than enough to deter a potential burglar into looking elsewhere for an easy target. The four legged alarm system can also double as a car alarm as well personal protection against muggers and\or rapists while walking alone in the dark. Highly effective when the four legged alarm system is given a junkyard dog name such as "Scraps" or "Tiny".
I live in a crummy neighborhood but I've never been robbed since I've been here, because I have a four legged alarm system, a 130 pound German Shepherd that barks and growls fiercely at anyone with dark skin that walks by!
by Jay Dog February 3, 2010
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alkarim jivani

Alkarim Jivani is the television editor for the London arts and entertainment magazine Time Out.

Born in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, and educated in Tanzania, Kenya, and the United Kingdom, he graduated from the University of Sussex with a degree in philosophy and literature.

In 1997, he published It's not unusual: A History of Lesbian and Gay Britain in the Twentieth Century which dealt with gay and lesbian fashion and slang.

He is an 'out' gay man and is regularly featured on BBC's Newsnight Review. His being comfortable with his own gayness helped a friend of mine come to terms with his own, so Alkarim will always be cool to him.
Who is that swarthy fella with the beads and the bangles? Why, it's none other than Alkarim Jivani. Do you think he would mind if I asked him who had cut his hair? No, not Alkarim, he's a smashing bloke. He won't mind at all.
by Jon October 9, 2004
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alari

An odd person with many personalities.
They are very strange with other people but can steal your man is an instance.
Alari has many. Guy friendz
by Muttog December 21, 2016
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