Al Gore

Global Warming activist / hipocritical D Bag:

A charlatan hypocrite, sitting back blissfully betrothed in his 20 room mansion that exploits more energy in one month than the average American household does in an entire year (that’s 12 times as much if you can’t do 1st grade mathematics) while laughing at his calculatingly false accusations of global warming while gas looms $5.00 per gallon.

This world is gettin' hot, I shit you not! ~Al Gore

by Big_Tone October 6, 2008

al gore

Vice President to Bill Clinton and also the loser who thinks he invented the internet

Al Gore: um i took the liberty of inventing the internet

by NS March 29, 2005

Al Jean

The man who, since becoming executive producer on The Simpsons, has overseen it go from one of the funniest and well-written shows on TV crammed with sharp observations on the minutiae of modern life, to an endless procession of puerile humour, needless celebrity cameos, and the feeling they haven’t done any work on the script after the initial draft before chucking it on TV.

Al Jean will be forever remembered as the person responsible for The Simpsons being an embarassing shadow of its former self.

by OD Smith January 10, 2009

Al Gore

"It's the Electoral vote that counts.That's our system and we ought to abide by it!" -- Al Gore

"We ought to abide by it - Jen-ny..."

by Al "Forrest Gump" Gore October 22, 2004

AL CAPWN'D

pwning someone so hard that they want to crawl into a hole crying, and masturbating till death.

Origin

Tommy and Jake surfing Banocanyon and an Al CAPWNING n00bs

April 14, 2003

Scores:
Counter-Terrorist
The DOmInaTor 15 8
13375K337 13 7
{SkS} CARL 0 56

Terrorist
{SkS} T.O.M.M.Y 21 5
{SkS} J.A.K.E. 20 4
Player 1 55

{SkS} CARL: i have a op..
{SkS} T.O.M.M.Y.: Its awp, and thats a scout..
{SkS} J.A.K.E.:AL CAPWN'D

by tman0991 December 29, 2007

Al dente

Italian for "I'm too hungry to wait for this pasta to cook any longer"

-Yo, why is this pasta still hard
-It's Al dente

-nah man you just couldn't wait 2 extra minutes for it to finish cooking

by Kush doctor November 8, 2015

Al-Fatima

The fan club of America's hottest Iraqi, Fatima Al-Pittsburghi. Little is known of her and her cheek-cleavage except that she enjoys male rollercoasters, emography, and fears testicles.

Al-Fatima is very Fatima.

by SuperHrozne December 12, 2006