Acornd

When you organization/plan/idea/etc... that you had worked on for a long time is completely destroyed by your arch enemies using unfair, below the belt, CIA style direct actions.

- Did you hear about Fred? That dude got acornd pretty bad
- No, what happened
- The insurance company said he forgot to check a box in his application, so they denied his surgery and he died.
- Oh, shit you are right, he did get acornd in the ass.

by 805g September 21, 2009

accordion reading

Online reading phenomenon in which a person begins with a list of links to articles/blog entries from an RSS feed (such as Google Reader), and opens several as new browser tabs.

While reading through the tabs one by one, reducing their number, the person finds links to other articles/blog entries, which will be duly opened as additional tabs.

The result is that the number of tabs on the browser continually expands and contracts, accordion-style, and before you know it you've wasted half the day reading an endlessly regenerating stream of linked internet nonsense.

Guy 1: Dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Sorry, got caught up in some accordion reading online - couldn't stop adding more and more new tabs of stuff to read. What, is it time for Church?
Guy 1: Um, it's actually Monday now.

by Peter Lorre February 4, 2010

acorn friend

Friends who are gay but aren't together.

You hanging with your acorn friends

by kkkkiihhuoghg June 16, 2017

accordial

When you are a pirate and are very cordial when you have an accord; politely agreeable, but when you’re a pirate.

I always get what I want when I bring Captain Jack Sparrow rum because it makes him quite accordial.

by rannray June 12, 2018

Acorn in a bush

When a man has a lot of pubic hair and a small penis, it can look like an acorn in a bush.

I should probably shave my pubes and balls tonight, i have a cute date, and I don’t want it to look like a have an Acorn in a bush.

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

accordial

like or relating to the accordion; capable of expanding or collapsing with ease; capable of folding in on itself.

The accordial camping tent was easy to set up.

The "Jack in a Box" toy had an accordial body.

by ZGlove July 9, 2020

Acton

A small town of meth heads and hockey pussy’s and the shit Version of Milton and George Town.

Holy fuck another acton crackhead

by NorcoRyder26 September 16, 2020