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Crunchy Batson

The act of putting Crunchy Nut cereal into a woman’s hole, pounding her full of your man milk, then eating the cereal and cum mix out of the Vag with a spoon.
She wanted me to get wild in the bedroom so I tied her up with her hijab and gave her the Crunchy Batson
by Jeck foul February 24, 2024
mugGet the Crunchy Batsonmug.

crunchy nuggets, curly fries

An awesome saying coined in 2013. Commonly used as a jocular sort of greeting among males. Occasionally accompanied by a specific handshake.
by scraven41987 January 29, 2014
mugGet the crunchy nuggets, curly friesmug.

Crunchy

Preppy upper class white/nerdy. Golfs on weekends. Polos and short shorts. Refers to his whip as his car.
That's a crunchy ass mother fucker.
Bro, you're acting hella crunchy.
Donald Trump is crunchy as fuck.
Tom Cruz is crunchy as fuck.
by A5ianNati0n September 13, 2019
mugGet the Crunchymug.

crunchy

When you're about to give someone a hug and they offer you their hand instead.
That's super crunchyyy!!
by jamilitamili January 28, 2018
mugGet the crunchymug.

crunchy spoon

When you are spooning but the bed is crunchy from cum from earlier.
" I was hitting her with that crunchy spoon"
by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017
mugGet the crunchy spoonmug.

crunchy

Adjective. Like a cracker is easy to break, used to describe a person who is easily pissed off
You’re being pretty crunchy today, who crapped in your cornflakes?
by kar_nich November 2, 2017
mugGet the crunchymug.

Bat crunchies

An all natural 100% organic sun dried treat that most health food junkies are craving these day. Ingredients vary depending on the bats diet. Best eaten a year or 2 after hitting the rack. Can be found in an old attic, cave or beneath any bat nesting area.
Hey Braden please pass that basket bat crunchies....
by Wingsnthings March 27, 2020
mugGet the Bat crunchiesmug.

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