Definitions by McSuacyBoner;)

crunchy spoon

When you are spooning but the bed is crunchy from cum from earlier.

" I was hitting her with that crunchy spoon"

crunchy spoon by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

steamy banana

When her pussy is so cold and you pull out there is steam coming off your shaft

"Damn that one's steamy banana"

steamy banana by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

soggy mcchicken

A female with an extremely soggy vagina

" I just ate that soggy McChicken "

soggy mcchicken by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

moldy hotdog 

When you get herpes on your dick

"Bro I was munching on a moldy hotdog"

moldy hotdog by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

sloppy cold cuts 

The ass cheeks of a very large woman.

"when I was at the grocery store I saw a nice set of sloppy cold cuts"

sloppy cold cuts by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017