wrecked

(adj) Extremely ugly, beat, busted, broke down, or tore up.

When Tony realized the girl he met over the internet looked nothing like the Cindy Crawford picture she'd sent him and was actually totally wrecked, he realized he had no choice but to tell her he had a bad case of the beer shits and sneak out the bathroom window.

by Nick D January 16, 2007

Wreck

To fight

You tryin to wreck chief? You tryin to throw hands!?

by Wraith July 26, 2003

Wreck

(verb): to wreck. A term used in football(soccer); to completely dominate another player of the opposition with skill or otherwise(pace, strength, etc.). The victim of a wreck loses all sense of dignity and self-respect and tears may sometimes follow. The wrecker is greeted with cheers and applause and retains legend status for a certain length of time(depending on the wreck itself). The victim is further humiliated by being labelled as 'beat' for the rest of the game.

"Jamie wrecked the left-back with that nutmeg."

by xabialonsoisgod November 5, 2014

wrecked

Something that is extremely painful.

The hammer splatted my thumbnail and it wrecked!

by DJ Jaybee September 9, 2004

wrecked

To ruin someones game or cause someone to lose status in front of their peers

Johnny talking to his hot neighbor: He baby, whatcha doing tonight?
Johnny's Grandma calling from the house: Johnny, come help gram-gram with her colostomy bag.
Me: Damn, Johnny just got wrecked!

by Jon February 7, 2003

Wrecking

What psycho's do at a psychobilly show. Psychobilly dancing.

Me and my crew went to see the Klingonz at the Wrecker's Ball.

by Subcultural Girl September 5, 2003

wrecked

To be completely jacked out of your mind. One of the qualifications of being a certified bad ass.

*Watching Rocky IV* "Damn Stallone is fuckin' wrecked! Fuck you Russia!"

by Gymrat September 10, 2012