Wook

A wook is someone who goes to music festivals or shows just to get fucked up on as many drugs as they can. They care little to none about the music that is there and couldnt tell you who is good besides the headliners. A wook should be avoided at all costs.

That wook doesnt even listen to STS9, he's just here to do the drugs.....

by Danimalkingdom September 11, 2013

Wook

A White Guy (certainly) who wishes he were Asian. (Similar to wigger, which is a white guy who acts like a black guy)

Andrew Santino would certainly not be a Wook, as he hates on Bobby Lee on the regular.

by SlimShadee April 11, 2023

Wooks

Shoes that are fake to the real brand.

fake Jordans,Fake Bathingapes as of wooks

by Joelish January 19, 2010

wooks

Bastardness on monstorous levels. Being the Yoda of bastardness.

When you killed that dudes mother and slept with his girlfriend that was just wooks of you.

by The Wookie October 20, 2003

Wook

A person that retreats to the woods to be alone. A person who is difficult to get in touch with or is out of touch with reality. A wook is someone that enters into a state of psychedelic expansion and deep contemplation.

a present day hippie might be a wook

by RudeYaksAndNeandrathals August 14, 2008

Wook

A person that has transcended the state of being woke and has become the embodiment of civil and cultural enlightenment.

Martin Luther King was a wook.

by Daddylongbeard November 26, 2017

Wook

Made from the pelts of preferably young Wookies from their native world of Kashyyk. Their hair contains hallucinogenic and euphoric properties. Highly addictive and causes massive loss of bowel movements, thus expelling all expellable bodily fluids.

Lets have a wook before we go.

by Viper 1 December 15, 2004