Wokestation 

Anything that Sony releases under the PlayStation brand as they only care about checking social agenda boxes on hot button SJW issues.

1. Man, have you seen all the new SJW content Sony has coming for the Wokestation? They have the last of us, the last of us 2, the last of us 2 remastered, the last of us 2 Ps5 edition, the last of us remake and I hear they're going to give us the last of us 3 sometime, too!

2. I love how woke the Wokestation is, it let's me play all my SJW box checking games all in one place! The last of us, Horizon zero dawn, returnal, female ratchet and clank and a host of other box checking games!

Now you're playing with woke power!

Wokestation by F-Face Kat June 29, 2021

Official Wokesperson 

The face of an institution, corporation, etc , whose job it is to stand before the press and convey an image of irreproachable political correctness.

"Here at Enlightenment Worldwide, LLC, there is not one single straight, white, male on our staff", said the Official Wokesperson, who indeed seemed oddly indeterminate as to gender and ethnicity. "Further, I apologize for my English, as it is not my first language but my seventh."

Official Wokesperson by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020

Wokeism 

(derogatory) a 21st-century leftwing sociopolitical movement inspired by various aspects of Postmodernism and Critical Race Theory, including but not limited to: victimology, subjectivism, illiberalism, intersectionality, antiracism (reverse racism) reverse sexism, Marxism, cancel culture and safe spaces.

Social justice mobs have a stronghold over major corporations that have succumbed to wokeism, as CEOs parrot race-baiting, Marxist nonsense to avoid getting cancelled.

Wokeism by 9000HAL June 11, 2022

wookiestyle

the way the species of wookies roll

I was talkimg to Chewbacca one day, (true story) and he told me (chewbacca noise) i had to keep my (chewbacca noise) bitch in line so i slapped her wookiestyle.

wookiestyle by Mark da Shark July 5, 2008

wokie 

A wokie is an individual who is woke, someone that emits higher grace and does not shy away from sharing his or her insights on the topic, regardless of the actual possession of said knowledge.

Sam: Hey Adam, how was cheese and wine last night with the alumni?

Adam: Those fedora tipsters are a bunch of wokies just after a few glasses. I had to down a bottle ahead of time just to keep up.

wokie by seeleenotsillyonlyclee April 5, 2019

wokie 

when people want a cookie for acting woke

man to coworker: "I just think it's terrible that our boss didn't listen to your ideas because you're a woman. I once went to a seminar about this, and I would have done a much better job of listening to you."

coworker: "Would you like a wokie?"

wokie by JMGA88 July 10, 2017

Wookies Photo 

Wookies Photo- the pubic hair that has stuck to the paper after bikini waxing. (esp buttcrack - the wookie is always shocked)

How did the waxing go?

Fucking painfully.... but it was worth it to see the Wookies Photo!

Wookies Photo by edchef February 27, 2009