Winnipeg

Winnipeg. The murder capital of Canada. Watch your back. You could get stabbed for just witnessing a stabbing. Bit mostly we're chill-ish. They say "of your looking for trouble....you'll fond it in Winnipeg

"Hey man, did you get stabbed in Winnipeg?"
Yeah man, and we call it Winterpeg here"

by Winterpeghet November 2, 2017

WPS Winnipeg Police Service

The Winnipeg Police Service (WPS) is the police force of the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

Some of Winnipeg, and surrounding areas finest are members of "WPS Winnipeg Police Service"

civilian1: "know any of Winnipeg's finest"
civilian2: "oh yeah, Jacklin, Kevin, Jason, Bryan, even Jack

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by winnipegdude July 19, 2012

Winnipeg

20 Winnipeg facts/tips:

1)capital city of manitoba, with about 700,000 people.
2)one day the north end will be a pile of dirt.
3)our football team seems to be getting worse.
4)awesome bands.
5)great party city.
6)easy drugs.
7)lots and lots of murder, (murder capital).
8)tons of car theft.
9)plenty of natives that are ready to jack you.
10)home of the winnipeg moose, are they good?, i dont even know.
11)also home of the winnipeg Blue Bombers.... no comment.
12)lots of sluts.
13)the city of rivers.
14)the only city with the extra season called; road consruction.
15)also called winterpeg.
16)a city where you should always carry some kind of weapon.
17)mosquitos are ridiculous.
18)lots of hippies.
19)its in the middle of nowhere.
20)entrance to western canada.

Winnpeg is either a city you love or hate.

Let's go party our fucking asses off in Winnipeg!

by Winnipeg Rocks! August 5, 2005

dirty winnipeg

When someone shits on the base of your balls.

My girlfriend gave me a great dirty Winnipeg after the hockey game .

by Niagra balls December 7, 2015

Winnipeg

Capital city of Manitoba,Canada, about 700,000 people. Awesome hockey town, former home of NHL's Jets-but were stolen away by corporate America(Phoenix Coyotes). Wicked party town, easy poontang, quite a few sluts. Cold,shitty winters. Sometimes called the peg.

We're going to the peg this weekend to get wasted and find some easy college poon.

by brandonmb April 23, 2005

Winnipeg

hell - frozen over in the winter, with a wicked local band scene and awesome summers!

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

winnipeg

Capital city of Manitoba, Canada.

Seasons: Winter, harsh; Spring, floods; Summer, dry and tolerable; Fall, nothing fun happens.

Temperatures range from -50 to +30 degrees celcius

Ups: Folk Fest(Hippy gathering), lot's of weed, great bands, Slurpees(Slurpee capital), it's better than Regina.
Downs: Natives, mosquitos, murder capital of Canada, bad weather, bad roads, lot's of car theft.

Nicknames: the 'Peg, Winterpeg, Win-a-pig

Name origin: Winnipeg is Cree for Muddy Water, because it was founded on a spot where two rivers met, now called the Forks. The Forks is where the Assinboine River and the Red River meet.

Come to Winnipeg, smoke some weed, buy a Slurpee, get your car jacked by natives, throw a bike in the Red River and run to safety from the West Nile infected mosquitoes, then ask yourself, how can Regina be any worse?

by benormous May 3, 2006