werkjag

The hottest of all hotties.

Of all the guys I've seen, he's the werkjag.

by xkkin March 17, 2008

Werkced

To beat it. Not a typo of "wrecked" which doesn't even make sense in this context.

I just werkced off to this spicy text.

by Normal Guy 1 March 6, 2019

Werkend

The end of the traditional work week wherein the work continues over Saturday and Sunday.

She: dude we gonna hang tonight?
He: no I gotta be up early tomorrow.
She: but it's Friday.
He: I know but I gotta go in to work tomorrow!
She: sucks to be you. My weekend is your werkend!

Bill Lumberg: "Ah, ah, I almost forgot... I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We, uhhh, lost some people this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Mmmmmkay? Thaaaaaanks." - Office Space

by Barec2 April 27, 2014

werkage

When you work something so good, you pwn everyone else where ever you go.

Damn son, I was wearing dem 25 inch heels to da club and I pwned everyone with my werkage.

by doobu March 14, 2011

Werkend

A weekend that you've put in a lot and/or too much werk.

Whether it's dancing, being forced to engage in chatty meaningless conversations, or a dealing with an inappropriate amount of sass from strangers.

"I can't feel my legs anymore thanks to that god damn dance floor. What a werkend." - Fancy Nancy

"Trying to get out of this werkend with fancy nancy because she talks too much about the colors of her bathroom tiles and there's only so many things I can say about tiles, ugh." - Fancy Nancy's neighbor

by D-Eazy105 July 5, 2017

Werkendam

Someone who constantly crosses the line without caring and with no remorse.

Kade told asked Josie if she has a Comanche boyfriend because he found out that she is Comanche, he is definitely a werkendam.

by Elpreblo September 14, 2021

jerky werky

A silly way of saying jack off, or jacking someone else off.

Yeah, after that party I took Brandy back to my place and she gave me the ol' jerky werky before she passed out

by The Jugulator January 30, 2010